Saturday, October 29, 2005
Ben: An iron pen...
Shaw: (abruptly) It's prison.
Riley: (abruptly) Albaqurque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel."
- National Treasure
"Riley: (after discovering a sculpture of an Egyptian pharoh) (incredulous)It's a big, bluish green man. With a strange looking goatee. I'm guessing that's significant. (hugs statue)"
-National Treasure
"Riley Poole: Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? " - National Treasure
"Riley Poole: It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips. "- Do i really have to say this again?
"Shaw: [referring to the underground staircase] How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Ben Gates: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Riley Poole: Right... the aliens helped them. "- oh come on
"Ben Gates: The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?
Riley Poole: Delicious jams and jellies? "
"Riley Poole: For the record, Ben, I like the house.
Ben Gates: You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met...
Riley Poole: Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful. [puts on a pair of sunglasses and starts the car]
Riley Poole: Could have had a bigger house. [drives away] "
btw are we still on for corpse bride tomorrow?
posted @ 11:41 PM
Friday, October 28, 2005
one that looks nice.
posted @ 6:28 PM
Thursday, October 27, 2005

posted @ 9:01 PM
your first task is to bring mee....
A SHRUBBERY!
posted @ 8:57 PM
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
yes! i give myself up to GOD and all that is HOLY!!! not including HAMSTERS! I AM ENLIGHTENED! COME TO ME CHILDREN!!!! I AM THE HOLY JEHOVAH!!!
posted @ 8:52 PM
why am i a mountain goat? whyyyyyy>??????? is it to eat kirin?
kirin, I agree with annie. you deserve to be eaten by a mountain goat!!!!
posted @ 6:56 PM
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
A POST! YES! GO ANNIE!
ok look
Dear President Bush:
Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.
Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving.
California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of the North East.
We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then.
So you get Texas and all the former slave states. We get the Governator, stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. (Okay, we have to keep Martha Stewart, we can live with that.)
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Old Miss.'
We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.
We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms to support, and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on their Big Macs. Which means trouble for you because most of the medical innovation in the U.S. happens in blue states, too. Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch, bet that hurts.
Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to want all Blue States citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals.
They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming home.
Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. Soon.
Sincerely,
California
posted @ 6:18 PM
Thursday, October 20, 2005
TOO MUCH SCIENCE ALGEBRA LATIN AND HISTORY I TELL YOU. AAAAAHHHH i really should be studying though. I finished Science and AP so now it's on to LAtin! YAY! ew.
posted @ 10:22 PM
Monday, October 17, 2005
your mom's a burrito.
(cheeks start to inflate, dale's head becomes a large, air-filled mass, and dale breaks through the celing and is now in the mid troposphere)
posted @ 9:45 AM
Friday, October 14, 2005
hahahaha i didn't even have to look at who wrote that to know who it was. i love you too, anniebanan-ie
posted @ 6:18 PM
Thursday, October 13, 2005
suckers.
posted @ 9:42 PM
Monday, October 10, 2005
guess what- i got home at 7:30 today. my parents started calling my friends to see where i was. because i didn't have my cellphone. then they found out that i had been getting rides sometimes. anddddd now i'm grounded this weekend.
damn.
posted @ 7:30 PM
Friday, October 07, 2005
aaaahhhhhh omg (oh good lord did i just say omg? someone please try me and hang me for witchcraft)
anyway
i got my sister the NEWEST BARBIE MOVIE
for her birthday!
and it has 15 BLOODY WHOLE MINUTES OF 3D ACTION!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAH!!!
posted @ 9:49 PM
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
bah! annie! email mee,pooface.
i know, i know, get aim...
posted @ 7:45 PM
Monday, October 03, 2005
clare's mad at me because i got a ride with garen's mom. her exact words were, "You're not my friend anymore. I hate you. You're not invited to my party, don't ever speak to me again."
ahhh the hysterics and drama that come with being a friend of clare... sigh. i'm now officially depressed that that would be her description of a good friend- not getting a ride with your ex-boyfriend's mom?
posted @ 3:55 PM
Sunday, October 02, 2005
you don't love me no mo?
i meant that's mean that you guys say that's all i eat. cuz it's not! sheesh.
i love-ed you annie! i love-ed yoouuuu!
Zim is the winner. I have called all your parents to inform them to love you less.
posted @ 8:18 PM
Saturday, October 01, 2005
you guys! seriously! that's mean! i eat a lot of it, but as much as everything else! god!
posted @ 5:11 PM
hahahahaha no. i like nerds and i'm gonna EAT THEM! eat eat eat scarf mush nahblahkah
posted @ 10:37 AM